A choir too big

WARNING: Don't like the use of fat people? Watch the ads. It really does happen.

First came a bunch of ads where the Confused.com boy turns out to be a girl and scares her children in an illogical way, spoke a metaphor about driving a laptop and drowned a living tapestry (you could actually see its face). [link] [link] [link]

Then she outdid herself and sung Somebody to Love. I liked the ad, despite everyone's remarks about Hornet's inappropriate placing of Cara's pocket. The animation was great for something done with Flash and After Effects, and it was a good song choice, as it had expressed the respect Confused will give to anyone who looks for good insurance. [link]

And then Cara sung Chain Reaction, which was also a necessary follow-up, as Diana Ross herself will have quite a challenge securing a good insurance deal, as DavidReviews.com says. But it wasn't as pleasing to look at as the last ad, since we had to see a large black woman shake her huge breasts about. [link]

Now, Louise Dearman seems to have gone for the parody route, singing an insurance-related version of YMCA and due to her singing getting more over-the-top like the jiggling of the melons (even Cara's), I think Confused.com has jumped the shark. Or should I say, "bounced the boobs". [link]

By the way, the last time I fattened up Cara, it was just related to that huge cupcake. This time it's official. [link]

Cara, her choir and Confucius ([link]) belong to Admiral Group

<sub>Yes, I know what the flaws in this picture are. No need to point them out for me.

The dog's butt and the shirtless guy weren't in the ads, I just put them in to show how much raunchier these ads could get. The breakdancing Confucius didn't appear in any animated ads, either.</sub>