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An early review of the Weinstein Co.'s Ballerina
Ballerina is a strange idea for a Neon Demon prequel indeed. Elle Fanning escapes orphan reclusiveness as an angry man chases her and Knight of Cups' Dane DeHaan on a motorcycle - both are destined to have the entirety of Paris and beyond recognise them for their artistic capabilities. The girl wants to dance, the boy is trying his best to invent. Sorry it isn't reverse, 2016 generation. But despite her efforts under the training of a former dancer, a Lady-Tremaine-type snoot wants this aspiring ballerina to stay imperfect, envisioning ballet as a source of power. So yes, in terms of French orphanage toons, clearly this story isn't anything close to the wonderful My Life as a Courgette.
But it gets worse. With a film built by the newly-founded L'Atelier, from the writer-producers of Heartbreaker and The Intouchables, you'd expect some sort of subversive merit that partly resembles Dragon DreamWorks in story and overall quality
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The 2nd Maximillion Awards

Journal Entry: Sun Feb 12, 2017, 5:12 PM


Too cowardly for Carol and Moonlight, BAFTAs? We’ll see about that…

Best Director:

  • Park Chan-wook - The Handmaiden
  • Damien Chazelle - La La Land
  • Anna Biller - The Love Witch
  • Barry Jenkins - Moonlight
  • Daniel Scheinert & Daniel Kwan - Swiss Army Man

Best Original Screenplay:

Best Adapted Screenplay:

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane - Josh Campbell, Matt Stuecken & Damien Chazelle (spiritual sequel to Cloverfield)
  • The Handmaiden - Park Chan-wook & Chung Seo-kyung (Fingersmith by Sarah Waters)
  • Indignation - James Schamus (Indignation by Philip Roth)
  • Moonlight - Barry Jenkins (In Moonlight Black Boys Look Blue by Tarell Alvin McCraney)
  • Silence - Jay Cocks & Martin Scorsese (Silence by Shūsaku Endō)

Best Actor:

  • Adam Driver (Paterson) - Paterson
  • All three Chirons - Moonlight
  • Andrew Garfield (Sebastião Rodrigues) - Silence
  • Casey Affleck (Lee Chandler) - Manchester by the Sea
  • Paul Dano (Hank Thompson) - Swiss Army Man

Best Actress:

  • Annette Benning (Dorothea Fields) - 20th Century Women
  • Hailee Steinfeld (Nadine Franklin) - The Edge of Seventeen
  • Isabelle Huppert - Elle/Things to Come
  • Kim Tae-ri (Sook-hee) - The Handmaiden
  • Rooney Mara (Una Spencer) - Una

Best Supporting Actor:

  • Daniel Radcliffe (Manny) - Swiss Army Man
  • John Goodman (Howard Stambler) - 10 Cloverfield Lane
  • Mahershala Ali (Juan) - Moonlight
  • Shia LaBeouf (Jake) - American Honey
  • Woody Harrelson (Mr. Bruner) - The Edge of Seveteen

Best Supporting Actress:

  • Greta Gerwig (Abbie Porter) - 20th Century Women
  • Kim Min-hee (Lady Hideko) - The Handmaiden
  • Mackenzie Davis (Anna) - Always Shine
  • Michelle Williams (Randi) - Manchester by the Sea
  • Naomie Harris (Paula) - Moonlight

Best Breakthrough Performance:

  • Garance Marillier (Justine) - Raw
  • Lucas Jade Zumann (Jamie Fields) - 20th Century Women
  • Michael Barbieri (Tony Calvelli) - Little Men
  • Oakes Fegley (Pete) - Pete’s Dragon
  • Sasha Lane (Star) - American Honey

Best Non-human Performance:

  • Both Isabelle Huppert’s cats - Elle/Things to Come
  • Keanu - Keanu
  • Nellie - Paterson
  • Steven Seagull - The Shallows
  • Every wiener-dog - Wiener-Dog

Best Cinematography:

  • The Handmaiden - Chung Chung-hoon
  • La La Land - Linus Sandgren
  • The Love Witch - M. David Mullen
  • Moonlight - James Laxton
  • Raw - Ruben Impens

Best On-screen Pairing:

  • Mark Duplass & Sarah Paulson - Blue Jay
  • All three Chrions x Kevins - Moonlight
  • Kim Tae-ri x Kim Min-hee - The Handmaiden
  • Ryan Gosling & Emma Stone - La La Land
  • Paul Dano & Daniel Radcliffe - Swiss Army Man

Best Production Design:

  • The Handmaiden - Seong-hie Ryu
  • La La Land - David Wasco
  • The Love Witch - Anna Biller
  • Paterson - Mark Friedberg
  • Swiss Army Man - Jason Kisvarday

Best Costume Design:

  • The Handmaiden - Sang-gyeong Jo
  • La La Land - Mary Zophres
  • The Love Witch - Anna Biller
  • Paterson - Catherine George
  • Swiss Army Man - Stephani Lewis

Best Makeup:

  • The Greasy Strangler
  • The Handmaiden
  • The Love Witch
  • Raw
  • Swiss Army Man

Best Film Editing:

  • The Handmaiden - Kim Jae-bum & Kim Sang-bum
  • La La Land - Tom Cross
  • The Love Witch - Anna Biller
  • Moonlight - Nat Sanders & Joi McMillon
  • Swiss Army Man - Matthew Hannam

Best Visual Effects:

  • Arrival
  • Captain America: Civil War
  • Doctor Strange
  • The Jungle Book
  • Pete’s Dragon

Best Sound Editing:

  • Arrival
  • Free Fire
  • The Handmaiden
  • La La Land
  • Swiss Army Man

Best Original Score:

  • The Greasy Strangler - Andrew Hung
  • The Handmaiden - Cho Young-wuk
  • La La Land - Justin Hurwitz
  • Manchester by the Sea - Lesley Barber
  • Moonlight - Nicholas Britell

Best Original Song:

  • Every song in La La Land
  • Shiny - Moana
  • The Riddle of the Model - Sing Street
  • Almost the whole soundtrack of Swiss Army Man
  • The Ballad of Wiener-Dog - Wiener-Dog

Best Documentary:

  • Cameraperson
  • Life, Animated
  • Notes on Blindness
  • One More Time with Feeling
  • Weiner

Best Debut Feature:

  • 10 Cloverfield Lane - Dan Trachtenberg
  • The Edge of Seventeen - Kelly Fremon Craig
  • The Eyes of My Mother - Nicolas Pesce
  • Raw - Julia Ducournau
  • Swiss Army Man - Daniel Scheinert & Daniel Kwan

Best Foreign Langauge Film:

  • The Handmaiden
  • Raw
  • Things to Come
  • Toni Erdmann
  • The Wailing

Best Animated Feature:

  • Kubo and the Two Strings
  • My Life as a Courgette
  • The Red Turtle
  • Sausage Party
  • Your Name

Best Picture:

  • American Honey
  • The Edge of Seventeen
  • The Handmaiden
  • La La Land
  • The Love Witch
  • Manchester by the Sea
  • Moonlight
  • Paterson
  • Sing Street
  • Swiss Army Man

Most Attractive Concept:

  • The Greasy Strangler
  • Prevenge
  • Raw
  • Sausage Party
  • Swiss Army Man

Most Impact:

  • The Greasy Strangler
  • The Handmaiden
  • Sausage Party
  • Storks
  • Swiss Army Man

Most Nominated:

  • The Handmaiden
  • La La Land
  • The Love Witch
  • Moonlight
  • Swiss Army Man

Max the Movie Guy’s Biggest Try-Hard Award:

A good film can be a great film if it doesn’t know how good it actually is. This special award recognises films that most award ceremonies and/or critics would go nuts over, when really in at least a couple of aspects they look like they were made just to make that happen while ending up problematic otherwise.

  • The Birth of a Nation
  • Captain Fantastic
  • The Founder
  • Hacksaw Ridge
  • A United Kingdom


*in all seriousness, it’s Manchester by the Sea



  • Listening to: Music
  • Reading: Tweets about our doom
  • Watching: The BAFTAs being too straight for Moonlight
  • Playing: Happy Home Designer
  • Eating: Food
  • Drinking: Drinks

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Maxtaro Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
Didn't you just say you love Pooh's Adventures?
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Luiskoa64 Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2017  New Deviant Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Hi can I requested something please
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Maxtaro Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2017
Unfortunately, you can't. I'm not productive enough to take requests.
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joseluislobatohumane Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
Yes.
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Maxtaro Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
Because I don't think you understand how I feel when I 'mock' Pooh's Adventures.
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joseluislobatohumane Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
I love Pooh's Adventures!
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Maxtaro Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2017
You also like taking other people's stuff without credit or consent, it seems.
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joseluislobatohumane Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2017
Hello,Maxtaro,today is Monday!
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